Team America: World Police. The puppet thing. Alice’s blender. Libertarians are awesome. What’s wrong with Matt Damon? Oh yeah, Ben Affleck. Puppets and suspension of disbelief. Michael Moore is a poor film marker and a fucking liar. MONTAGE! More graphic brutality. LOLCats is where humor goes to die. Alice begins horror with Cabin Fever. Eli Roth: genius or oblivious? The return of slow zoom. Zack Snyder thinks that’s what you want. Horrifying banjo score. Stereotypical horror characters. Michael hates the paranormal. The best ass shot in cinema history. Shaving your legs at the end of the world. Trying to talk about scare shots. Jokes about racism that aren’t intellectually bankrupt.
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Team America
Released: October 15, 2004
Runtime: 98 min | IMDB | Wikipedia
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
Starring: Trey Parker, Matt tone, Kristen Miller, Masasa Moyo
A broadway actor is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.
Cabin Fever
Released: September 12, 2003
Runtime: 93 min | IMDB | Wikipedia
Director: Eli Roth
Writer: Eli Roth, Randy Pearlstein
Starring: Rider Strong, Jordan Ladd, James DeBello, Cerina Vincent
A group of college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
