Author Archives: Eric Thirteen

Ginger and Rosa + How to Talk to Girls at Parties

Ginger and Rosa + How to Talk to Girls at Parties

Rebellion as a way of life.

Cam + Demonlover

Cam + Demonlover

The internet destroys society despite the magic healing power of sexual intercourse.

Killapalooza 36: Ginger Snaps

Killapalooza 36: Ginger Snaps

Ginger Snaps films 1-3. A comprehensive look at all that is Ginger Snaps. Why Ginger Snaps deserves a Killapalooza despite appearing to be a trilogy.

Keep An Eye Out + An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn

Keep An Eye Out + An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn

Two filmmakers who seem to belong nowhere but are perfectly at home together.

Dracula AD 1972 + Aladdin

Dracula AD 1972 + Aladdin

Hammer and Disney collide once again.

Hot Tub Time Machine + Timecrimes

Hot Tub Time Machine + Timecrimes

The global nightmare that is the Hot Tub Time Machine and Timecrimes episode is finally here.

Toad Road + Here Comes the Devil

Toad Road + Here Comes the Devil

Hell and the parties you can have there.

The Jerk + The Master

The Jerk + The Master

These fucking guys.

Prep School + Firestarter

Prep School + Firestarter

External and internal pressures. Double Feature covers an audience-directed horror movie, Prep School! After weeks of discussing the difficulties of creating independent film, Prep School offers the opportunity to support one. A discussion on the finer points of fucking up your classmates and doing horrible things. When the protagonist is too sad to be the in the movie. Institutions that protect their members from being punished by the laws and rules the rest of society adheres to. Firestarter, the first and basically only film about starting a fire with your mind. A secret alternate plot within Firestarter. Michael finds joy in murdering some parents. Where the fuck are all the pyrokinesis movies? Continue reading

Tumbbad + Baskin

Tumbbad + Baskin

Folklore, moral tales, satanic torture orgies and other fun life lessons to live by. Embrace the subtitle. Tumbbad, the remake of the film no one has seen called Tumbbad. Greed and the fun things you can do with it. Luring the audience into a moral smackdown. “Please stop talking about short films like anyone watches them” says guy who made short film. What the fucking fuck happened in Baskin? An extended chase in a circle masquerading as constructive conversation. Something bad is going on. Murdering orgies and the ceremonies they murder in. When you don’t understand something in a horror movie, just tell everyone it’s Dante’s Inferno or whatever. Continue reading